Top 5 Signs You've Been Remodeling WAY TOO LONG

1. You know all the employees at your neighborhood Lowe's store by name (without even glancing at their name tags).
2. You don't own a single pair of shorts/sweats that do not have paint somewhere on them.
3. You have the exact dimensions of your SUV's cargo space memorized in case you ever need to haul anything big you will automatically know if it will fit.
4. You've converted your living room into a tool/ remodeling supply storage area. (You don't get to sit on the couch anymore anyways so might as well store some buckets of paint on it...)
5. It becomes more normal to see a drill sitting on the kitchen counter than a coffee cup.